Witch Finger Cookies Fail

The following fail was submitted to us by EPF reader Vicki.

The original pin – spooky witch finger cookies made out of sugar cookies and almonds:

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And the Epic Pinterest Fail:

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Vicki says: Pinterest fail! I used sugar cookie dough and shaped a finger. Easy enough. Didn’t turn out spooky… nailed it!

Well, they may not look like witch fingers, but we bet they’re still tasty! We’ll help you eat them to hide the evidence:

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What Pinners Think of Honey Boo Boo

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When we were putting together our top white trash pins the other day, we were amused by a wealth of discussion and comments on Pinterest regarding our favorite redneck show – Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. (We’re from Georgia, too. So we can use the terms “white trash” and “redneck” in a loving, respectful way.)

Whether you think Honey Boo Boo is entertaining or the death of American intelligence … we know you’ll find the following comments as amusing as we did.

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You know what else is awwffuulllll? Spelling words like thhiiiiisssss.

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Who knew a pageant toddler could make someone Hulk-smash their TV? We think that’s extreme, Sue. So does this person:

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This person is a little more tasteful with her retort:

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LOLz @ “Bitch, please!”

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Yeah! People on TV should only have EDUCATED thumbs! BURN.

But let’s leave the discussion to jj0930mj … aka Unlikely Voice of Reason:

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So there you have it. Stop drinking your Hater-ade and eating your Hater Tots. Honey Boo Boo is here to stay!

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White Trash Pin Party!

If you’ve read our earlier posts, you know that we’re huge fans of The Real Housewives of New York. LBH, isn’t their trip to St. Barts like the BEST of all the RHONY trips?

Today’s post is inspired by Aviva’s not-so-subtle dig at Ramonya:

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It’s a white trash pin party! How do you participate? Simple. Think of the best categories on Pinterest – weddings, cakes, nails, tattoos, DIY projects – and find the most “white trash” pin.

We’ve created a whole board of these, but here are some of our favorites:

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 What white trash pins have you seen? Tell us about it!

 

 

 

Brief Hiatus – We’re Beach Bound

Hey, y’all! We’ve got to take a time out from failing at Pinterest to rest our precious minds. We’re going to the beach!

… And we’re so excited, we’re dancing like this:

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We’ll resume as normal in a few days. Meanwhile, why don’t you follow us on Twitter and Facebook? And then submit us a fail to welcome us back to the blogosphere!

Peace, ocean breezes, and failed projects,

EPF