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It’s Halloween. Time for pumpkin carving, kids trick-or-treating in cute costumes, and … chicks walking around in slutty outfits? Why yes, nothing says “festival of the dead” quite like dressing up like a sexy kitten.
But our real issue isn’t the skin-baring outfits. Flaunt it if you got it, honey. Our issue is with the women who, instead of going for full-on sex like a Playboy bunny or a French maid, instead opt for a “creative” excuse to bare all. It leaves us confused. Just WTH is sexy about hot sauce, Sesame Street, or corn? CORN?!?
See for yourself:
C’mon ladies. Let’s do better this year. You’re making us weep for the future:
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