Sexy (but Stupid) Halloween Costumes

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It’s Halloween. Time for pumpkin carving, kids trick-or-treating in cute costumes, and … chicks walking around in slutty outfits? Why yes, nothing says “festival of the dead” quite like dressing up like a sexy kitten.

But our real issue isn’t the skin-baring outfits. Flaunt it if you got it, honey. Our issue is with the women who, instead of going for full-on sex like a Playboy bunny or a French maid, instead opt for a “creative” excuse to bare all. It leaves us confused. Just WTH is sexy about hot sauce,┬áSesame┬áStreet, or corn? CORN?!?

See for yourself:

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If you’re going as a sexy highway, might as well wear a road sign that says “Slippery When Wet”

 

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“Hot” and “Fire” can be euphemisms for sexy. But “Mild”? We feel sorry for the girl who gets “mild.”

 

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An eyepatch and a skanky dress does not a pirate make.

 

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Is it just us, or does this look more like sexy Cabbage Patch Doll with a knife instead of sexy Chuckie? Probably just us.

 

Stupid by sexy halloween costume Epic Pinterest fail

Sexy kangaroo costume – just be prepared for tons of douche bags to ask to get in your “pocket”

 

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Again, prepare for douche bags asking you all night “Is there an app for THIS??” and pointing to their pants

 

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Wait, where’s sexy Splinter?

 

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Wrong. Just wrong.

 

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What’s next? Sexy turnip? Sexy kale? Sexy parsnip?

 

C’mon ladies. Let’s do better this year. You’re making us weep for the future:

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Seen a sexy (but stupid) costume? Submit it to us, or share in the comments below!

Users feedback ( 1 )

  1. Kyle said:

    I like the TMNT one! The corn costume would be better were she covered in butter.

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